Rodeo

Refund

Gatiepie

Klein Gatiepie word na die skoolhoof se kantoor gestuur omdat hy lelike gepraat het in die rye.

In die hoof se kantoor verduidelik hy: “Mineer. Dit wassie so nie! Daar was baie kinners en die engelse laaities het stamperig geraak. Toe sê ek net vir hulle: “You mussint puuuush!”

Hou jy van Golf?

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.

Ou Grote

Match Making

Caddies

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the
counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a
caddie.”

Woody

Melkman

Sterretjies

Jannie en sy Pa sit op die stoep in doodse stilte toe Jannie skielik vra: “Pa? Wat’s ‘n doos?”