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Caddies

Posted by Poefie op Julie 29, 2009

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the
counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a
caddie.”

The man behind the counter says, “We just received 8 brand new robot golf
caddies. If you’re willing to take one with you out on the course and come
back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.”

The golfer obviously accepted the man’s offer. He approached the first tee,
looked at the fairway and said to himself, “I think my driver will do the
job. “The robot caddie turned to the man and said, “No sir.

Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole.”

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the
ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on
the green. The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for
his assistance. As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, “I think this
green is gonna break left to right.”

The robot then again spoke up and said, “No sir. I do believe this green
will break right to left.” He decided again to listen to the machine, made
his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot. His entire game was the
best game he ever played, thanks to the robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, “How was
your game?” The golfer stated, “It was, by far, the BEST game I ever
played. Thank you for letting me take one of your robots.

The next week the golfer returned to the pro shop, turned to the man behind
the counter and said, “I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot
golf caddies, please.”

The gentleman from behind the counter turned and said, “We had to get rid
of the robots. We had too many complaints.”

Confused, the golfer cried, “COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could’ve
complained about those robots? They were incredible”

The man sighed and said, “Well, it wasn’t their performance. It was that
they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was
blinding to other golfers on the fairway.”

The golfer said, “So then why didn’t you just spray paint them black?”

The man nodded sadly and replied, “We did. Then four of them didn’t show up
for work, two filed for welfare, and the other two robbed the pro shop.”

One Response to “Caddies”

  1. Poefie said

    Nie seker of enige van julle dit al ervaar het nie…?

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