Bok Befok!

Die Bokke is so fokken briljant…

Virgin

‘Cape Flats’ Rugby

Die voorval in die video hieronder het nou wel tussen SWD rugby klubs gebeur, maar kom kyk nou maar ‘n paar klub games in die WP. Jy sal gou sien dat sulke gedrag op ‘n rugby veld normaal is waar ‘kleurling’ klubs betrokke is…

O, fok! Ekskuus, pla dit jou as ek ‘kleurling’ sê en so veralgemeen? Wel, tough! Hierdie het niks met ras te doen nie. Dis maar net ‘n paar ‘in-breed’ (dis nou as jou pa jou sussie spyker nadat hy die papsak uitgesuip het), onopgevoede varke wat hulle voordoen as rugby spelers… en ongelukkig kom hierdie gedrag altyd voor by wedstryde waar ‘kleurling’ klubs betrokke is.

Ek hoor darem dat die Heidelberg klub vir 15 jaar geskors is. Fokken great!!! Skors sommer al die Cape Flats klubs ook, sodat ons weer rugby in die WP kan geniet en ons vrouens en kinders saambring om te kom kyk.

Lees meer hier.

Foon seks

Ja, skat. Ek is nog by die kantoor…

Hoekom mans nie liefdes-advies artikels in Huisgenoot kan skryf nie

Dear John

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching TV.

My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the road
and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When I got home, I
couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour’s
daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour’s daughter is 19. We have been
married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted
that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go to
counselling and I’m afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you
please help?

Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses
on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these
approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps, John.

Beautiful Girl

Check die Kak!

brace yourself…

Cheers!

Eina Fok!!